The Laws Of Life
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Topic: The Laws Of Life
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: The Laws Of Life
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 8:26pm
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THE LAWS OF LIFE
#1 Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to go to the bathroom. #2 Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll or slide to the least accessible location. #3 Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. #4 Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. #5 Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. #6 Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). #7 Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. #8 Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. #9 Law of the Result When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. #10 Law of Biomechanics The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to your ability to reach and scratch it. #11 Law of the Theater At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last. #12 Law of Coffee As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. #13 Murphy's Law of Lockers If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. #14 Law of Rugs/Carpets The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. #15 Law of Location No matter where you go, there you are. #16 Law of Logical Argument Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. #17 Brown's Law If the shoe fits, it's ugly. #18 Oliver's Law A closed mouth gathers no feet. #19 Wilson 's Law As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!) #20 Doctors' Law If you don't feel well, make an appointment to see a doctor, and by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll remain sick ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: bkhallpass
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 8:33pm
Good to see you dropping in Doc. BKH ------------- Livin' the Dream |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 8:41pm
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Brian, my cup has been full of late.....
Rather than talk boats and the repair of.The shop is full , lottsa work.Still find time for the '64 tho..... Send some pics of Aspen, Karen would love to see how she has grown..........Boat dr Water temp 68/ Air temp low 70's The weather here SUCKS........ ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-17-2008 at 9:20pm
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21 Murphy's Law
If anything can go wrong, it will. 22 Clancy's Law Better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. 23 Peter's Law There are 2 kinds of people in the world, producers and parasites. 70 with clear skies and no wind in ME. The ice is out on the big portion of my lake and it was calm as glass. Water temp is probably about 40. ------------- |
Posted By: 75 Tique
Date Posted: April-18-2008 at 12:17am
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Cole's law: thinly sliced cabbage ------------- _____________ “So, how was your weekend?” “Well, let me see…sun burn, stiff neck, screwed up back, assorted aches and pains….yup, my weekend was great, thanks for asking.” |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: April-18-2008 at 12:25am
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All great.....Larry, as usual, LOL!
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: April-18-2008 at 2:52am
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It really SUCKS to live down here Bruce.It is a nasty job but someone has to boat while the rest of you guy's DREAM.............Boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: The Lake
Date Posted: April-18-2008 at 11:06am
I thought your phone rang more than once on Saturday night.
Chuck ------------- Walk on Water www.coldwater.me http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=775&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1966&yrend=1970 - 69 Ski Nautique |
boat dr wrote:Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-18-2008 at 11:37am
and dream we do. While the lake looks beautiful, there is still too much snow to shovel to get the boat out. You ever shovel snow Billy? ------------- |