Redneck Remedies Revealed
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Printed Date: December-26-2024 at 10:15pm
Topic: Redneck Remedies Revealed
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: Redneck Remedies Revealed
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 4:46am
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1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop. 2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower. 3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn 't move and does, use the duct tape. ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 12:06pm
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you forgot mechanics wire on number 6, you burning the midnight oil? little late for you ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 12:17pm
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Eric, eating a bowl of Honey Nuts and turn the AC down a few degrees.
Summer is here........... ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 1:14pm
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you should see an Ohio spring ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: ripsaw
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 2:05pm
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Thats great boatdr, I'm going to have to print that off and show to others. I hope you don't have any of those copywright laws on it. ------------- 86 2001 |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 2:18pm
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Randy, no protection on any thing I post here.The smell can be a little strong tho.
How close to Preston Iowa are you,Have bird hunting buds there.Did not come up last year but had a great hunt, lottsa pheasent in '06..........Boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: ripsaw
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 2:48pm
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Looking at map quest, they claim 81 miles from preston to manchester, but I'm sure there are shorter routes. The bird population seemed to be on the rise the last couple of years, but I'm afraid it's going to take a hit this year. The long winter and heavy snow was hard on everything. Now up in our area it's severe flooding. Not good for hatching eggs. I spent most of yesterday tying up docks and shore stations.
Not trying to bring up ethanol with this post, But the pheasants have lost a lot of there nesting area to corn. Were still seeing them around, It just doesn't seem to be as wide spread. I remember a few of my sweet spots where you could limit out in an hour. Now if I hunted those same spots combined you might be lucky to see a couple birds all day. ------------- 86 2001 |
Posted By: Bryan89
Date Posted: April-26-2008 at 11:56pm
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I hate to go off subject but I just could not resist responding to the bird hunting talk. I have an English Setter and spend most of the fall and winter chasing birds.
Boat Dr. do you have a dogs? I love woodcock hunting and have always wanted to hunt them in their wintering grounds, do you hunt woodcock? |
Posted By: shawnmc
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 12:06am
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boatdr,
redneck sayings::: diabetes = sugar on the blood high blood pressure = high blood low blood pressure is not low blood because low blood = anemia........ |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 12:17am
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Bryan, that is my passion. This is where all the Woodcock winter. Central Louisiana is the best kept secret for the elusive timberdoodle.
Best year in the past 20, lottsa 50 bird days.Best day was 01/15/08 33 points in 90 minutes.Bonus birds that day were 3 doubles and two triples. Did not score higher than a single on any of those, maybe next year. My kennel is filled with Pointers.... Cheif 7 years old /resident vacuum cleaner Buddy 15 months/ honors and back fine , clean up position Sandy/6 months female in training Tri/ 10 years retired to house/ "guard dog" he guards the food bowl . Would love to talk birds and dogs anytime............1-318-386-2825..Billy ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Bryan89
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 12:35am
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Boat Dr.
It is great to hear from another woodcock enthusiast. I enjoy all types of bird hunting but woodcock hunting is the ultimate for bird dogs. I am very jealous of those bird numbers. I live in Indiana and hunt woodcock on their way south in October and November. This was a bad year for us due to a drought, we had very few birds stay over. March is actually my favorite time of the year because we get lots of birds staying over on there way north. Obviously this is only training but it is a great opportunity to bird a young dog along. What are your season dates in Louisiana? I take a trip to Kansas every December but I would love to head down to your neck of the woods sometime. Maybe you could head me in the right direction. |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 1:15am
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SHOOT ME A PHONE # I have unlimited dialing, about the only way to get over on Ma Bell.............Billy ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Bryan89
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 10:46am
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Billy,
317-437-5745 Bryan |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 10:54am
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watch it, bryan they also fish in the water half naked for catfish and no fishing pole, im still trying to figure out what kinda bait thier using to draw the fish out, i kinda have a feeling it is part of the anatomy and no one is saying ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 11:42am
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I hear the woodcock have been in Maine for the past few weeks. I'm always too busy this time of year to get Riley out on them, but I have lots of friends that take advantage of them for spring training. ------------- |
Posted By: Bryan89
Date Posted: April-27-2008 at 2:53pm
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In my opinion spring woodcock is one of the best ways to bring along a dog. I am always careful to leave them alone when the birds start to nest. This is catch and release hunting and allows you to get more time afield with your dog.
Eric I have always heard that the difference between a good fisherman and a bad one was how they wiggled their worm. |
Posted By: 8122pbrainard
Date Posted: April-28-2008 at 3:25pm
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Georgia Tornado/Flooding Survival Kit
Toilet Paper........................................check Bud Light........................................... check Keystone Ice........................................check Budweiser...........................................check Red Dog.............................................check Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check Piece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on... check God love dem red necks!  ------------- /diaries/details.asp?ID=1622" rel="nofollow - 54 Atom /diaries/details.asp?ID=2179" rel="nofollow - 77 Tique 64 X55 Dunphy Keep it original, Pete < |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-28-2008 at 7:29pm
ROFLOL Pete!!
------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: April-29-2008 at 10:26am
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i think those 2 are doing more than just drinking beer ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: 79Tique
Date Posted: May-01-2008 at 2:58am
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In my parts those folks would be W.T. different than R.N. ------------- Work to live, not live to work. |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: May-01-2008 at 10:25am
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that crossed my mind too ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: May-01-2008 at 10:30am
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Same here. In my world those people are wood chucks. Red necks are way different. What is a W.T.? ------------- |
Posted By: 8122pbrainard
Date Posted: May-01-2008 at 11:05am
Bruce, I don't want to sound too demeaning so I'll put it this way. The color of some of our skins and then something the garbage man picks up! ------------- /diaries/details.asp?ID=1622" rel="nofollow - 54 Atom /diaries/details.asp?ID=2179" rel="nofollow - 77 Tique 64 X55 Dunphy Keep it original, Pete < |
Riley wrote:Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: May-01-2008 at 12:05pm
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what do WT and tornados have in common?
they both f-up the neighborhood ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: 79Tique
Date Posted: May-01-2008 at 1:28pm
Well put Pete. ------------- Work to live, not live to work. |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: May-01-2008 at 2:36pm
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I should have been able to figure that out. Not a term used too much in Maine because we are about 98.5% W. ------------- |
Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: May-02-2008 at 1:38am
I thought it went like this... What do a tornado in Louisianna and a divorce in Georgia have in common? Either way...somebody's fixin' to lose a TRAILER!!! ------------- -Adam 1973 Skier |