1 for the Boat Doc
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Printed Date: November-15-2024 at 5:18pm
Topic: 1 for the Boat Doc
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Subject: 1 for the Boat Doc
Date Posted: May-28-2008 at 4:06am
Redneck Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you just blew me away.
2) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card?
Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT? '
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would
break the ice.'
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
and...... the best for last!
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: May-28-2008 at 6:38am
Well, one more lesson to me about other cultures James... LOL
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...
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Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: May-28-2008 at 12:39pm
Mr. Bragg thanx for the display of Cool Pick Up Lines.Thanks be to Karen I will not have to use any in the near future.
I am sure you did some research with these before posting, and would like to know which ones worked best???????
Billy/Karen
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boat dr
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Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: May-28-2008 at 5:09pm
Now Doc I already gave out top secret intell, you can not expect me to tell which ones work the best.
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