Security system
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Topic: Security system
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Security system
Date Posted: June-10-2008 at 9:50am
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's, used, size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. 'Cooter' ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: June-10-2008 at 10:24am
ROFLOL and LMAO Andy!!
------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: June-12-2008 at 8:48pm
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That's funny, I always thought that the old Correct Craft in the driveway is a good enough indication not to f@#& with the owner!!!  ------------- -Adam 1973 Skier |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: June-15-2008 at 11:51pm
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Well I think it depends on the COLOR of the old C/C in the drive...if you know what I mean.
LOL john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: June-16-2008 at 3:13am
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Oh man Jbear, this, after the nice email you sent!
Well if the boat doesn't get the message across, got this by the door...  ------------- -Adam 1973 Skier |