Eric’s laws of life
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Topic: Eric’s laws of life
Posted By: eric lavine
Subject: Eric’s laws of life
Date Posted: June-24-2008 at 11:47am
| If it floats, if it has wheels, or if it has boobs, you definitely are going to have problems |
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Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: June-24-2008 at 11:57am
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haha, i've heard that one a while back. Still great though!
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: Munday
Date Posted: June-24-2008 at 3:02pm
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I always heard it was :If it f**ks,floats or flies...rent it"
Munday ------------- If the only tool you have is a hammer,everything starts to look like a nail. |
Posted By: Luchog
Date Posted: June-24-2008 at 4:44pm
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Eric I'll give you one general rule for your customers.
"it will be expensive indeed, it's YOUR money and it's MY time" ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2095" rel="nofollow - 1980 Ski Nautique Commander 351W |
Posted By: GottaSki
Date Posted: June-25-2008 at 2:25pm
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Low Price
Fast Service Excellent Quality now pick two... ------------- "There is nothing, absolutely nothing, half so much worthwhile as messing around with boats...simply messing." River Rat to Mole |
Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: June-25-2008 at 11:11pm
I haven't heard this one...too good! LOL ------------- http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2331&sort=&pagenum=12&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - 1988 BFN-sold "It's a Livin' Thing...What a Terrible Thing to Lose" ELO |
GottaSki wrote:Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: June-26-2008 at 10:27am
| i like it too |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: June-26-2008 at 6:33pm
And so very true....!!! I love it. ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: Morfoot
Date Posted: June-27-2008 at 11:06am
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"If it ain't broke then don't fix it! If it is and it don't fit, force it.... If it breaks then it needed fixin' anyway!!"
" If it doesn't fit then grab a hammer...if it still doesn't fit after that then grab a BIGGER hammer!!!" ------------- "Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman" |
Posted By: k.o.
Date Posted: June-27-2008 at 11:52am
haha good one we use this law everytime somethings wrong haha  ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=7587" rel="nofollow - 86 ski nautique |
Posted By: bkhallpass
Date Posted: June-27-2008 at 3:11pm
From Tom Hopkins book "How to Master the Art of Selling" 1980. One of the fundamental pitches in sales. BKH ------------- Livin' the Dream |
Posted By: roadkingpuck
Date Posted: July-06-2008 at 3:06am
| I can save your tranny or I can save you money; but I can't do both. |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: July-06-2008 at 12:39pm
| RKP, its i think i can save your tranny but... |
Posted By: roadkingpuck
Date Posted: July-07-2008 at 4:14am
| Actually that was a derivation from a sign in our dental office, "I can save your teeth, or I can save you money; but I can't do both." I'm sure you have customers that want a first class job for not much money. Or they disregard your advice and go with the cheapest alternative and expect the "patch job" to last forever. |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: July-07-2008 at 10:34am
| oh yeah |