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Topic: Insert name & collage
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Insert name & collage
Date Posted: August-19-2008 at 10:22am
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THE GORILLA AND THE REDNECK
A small zoo in Blacksburg , Va. obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Lou, a redneck part-time worker attending college at Va. Tech who was responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Lou, like most rednecks attending college in Blacksburg, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Lou was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Lou showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions: "First", Lou said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition. "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Red Skins Forever' T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition "Fourth", Lou said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed. "And last," Lou said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00."... ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: reidp
Date Posted: August-19-2008 at 11:05am
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Insert name and "Collage". "Collage??". Andy, jest whet skool did YU go too? Are you sure this wasn't an autobiographical story? A funny one regardless. ------------- ReidP /diaries/details.asp?ID=231&yrstart=1971&yrend=1975 - 1973 Mustang |
Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: August-19-2008 at 6:15pm
Haha good story. But, yes, collage? c'mon man!! After that I'd say whatever "collage" you went to you might want to insert that name...
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Posted By: azeus17
Date Posted: August-20-2008 at 11:19am
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WOW! Take it easy on Andy. I will be the first to admit that I can not spell worth a crap. The only time I like to point out spelling or grammer errors is when someone is ripping on someone for being dumb or making their own grammer mistake. But, I know you guys are just giving him a little ribbing.
Funny joke though, Andy.  ------------- Boats: Current: 02 SANTE Sold: 89 Sport Nautique |