Write in candidate
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Printed Date: December-28-2024 at 9:44pm
Topic: Write in candidate
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Write in candidate
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 9:47am
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM: (1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can. (2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' (3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it. (4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. (5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin' in, you ain't gettin nuttin' out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it. (6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade. (7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. (8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim: gun, knife, strangulation, etc. (9) One export will be allowed: Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. (10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. (11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. (12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have and better than what you're gonna get. Thanks for listening and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November. God Bless America !!!! !!!!!!! ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 9:58am
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Dog, you gotta love that T-Bone Pickens guy.
it seems he is putting up his own money endorsing natural gas cars....he is an oil man and i havn't quite figured him out yet....one good bit of news i heard recently is GM exports are way up to China, they love them Buicks, cant see over the dash though lol ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 10:02am
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One thing crucial to the next person in charge are regulations on these credit card companies, when questioned their asses pucker. thier most -profitable- customer is the poor and they prey on them ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 10:13am
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Eric
Credit cards are EVIL.A trap for the poor. ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 11:58am
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I love running them up to ten g's and then making a settlement of 5 and send them thier money. 2 can play that game ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: reidp
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 1:38pm
So how about the lottery then? Or more specifically, "The Education" lottery, as it's termed in NC and other states. ------------- ReidP /diaries/details.asp?ID=231&yrstart=1971&yrend=1975 - 1973 Mustang |
Waterdog wrote:Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 1:45pm
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targets the poor also, The Ohio lottery commision started live Keno, is a it a form of gambling? certainly, but there is no gambling in Ohio,
When it goes on the ballot it always gets shot down because our neighboring states and neighboring country start running negative campaign adds on the boob tube. 2 wrongs dont make a right with the credit card game, but Ive taken it in the pooper so many times from them with the people that do know how to work the system that i said its time to get a little back. if you can afford too call them and ask for a manager and get a pay-off. man they rely on you having a card your entire life and paying interest ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 1:54pm
It's a stupid tax! ------------- http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2331&sort=&pagenum=12&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - 1988 BFN-sold "It's a Livin' Thing...What a Terrible Thing to Lose" ELO |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 2:03pm
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Reidp
"The Education" lottery is also something to be ashamed of. I'll go ahead and call myself a HIPPO-CRIT rite now ,cause I throw a dollar at it now & then. And I do have a VISA card. ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: critter
Date Posted: September-09-2008 at 9:51pm
And I do not pay Stupid Taxes that are voluntary.. I do pay a lot of Stupid Taxes but they are too smart to give me a choice.  ------------- 1980 Ski Nautique 1966 Barracuda |
Posted By: The Dude
Date Posted: September-10-2008 at 12:45am
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I pay the stupid tax every time I buy an Astros ticket (which is fairly frequently). ------------- Mullet Free since 93 http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=717&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1991&yrend=1995" rel="nofollow - 95 Sport 1978 Ski Nautique |