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Topic: 4 yo info
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: 4 yo info
Date Posted: September-12-2008 at 4:58pm
For Your Info:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: September-12-2008 at 6:18pm
Belgians are even better at that LOL
That's the reason Annheiser Bush is now in Belgian hands... We'll teach you guys simple mathematics ROFLOL

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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...



Posted By: OM45GE
Date Posted: September-13-2008 at 1:10am
I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!


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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: September-13-2008 at 4:02pm
Originally posted by OM45GE OM45GE wrote:

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy!

Good one Bill!!

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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...




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