Dear Civilians
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Printed Date: December-28-2024 at 10:08pm
Topic: Dear Civilians
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Dear Civilians
Date Posted: September-15-2008 at 2:43pm
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> Dear Civilians, > We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many > civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of > you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the > areas where we would like your assistance: > > > 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during > the playing of our National Anthem - kick their ass. > > > 2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning our American Flag in > protest > - kick their ass. > > > 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest > amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, > quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the > very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many > sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold > them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass. > > > 4.(GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. > Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or jungle fatigues, telling > others that you used to be in "Special Forces." Collecting GI Joe > memorabilia might have been okay when you were seven years old, now it > will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked. > > > 5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do > you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such > ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt). > > > > 6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', > inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass. > > > > 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get > on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. > Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be > carrying her > - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe > ass-kicking. > > > > 8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. > We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party > affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our > Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) > is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on > what happens inside those big important buildings where all those > representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian > representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to > go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked! > > > > 9. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me - stop saying it! > If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick > your ass! > > > > 10. bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying > 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! > Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me > - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass! > > > > 11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' > (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment > we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, > you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked. > > > > 12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the > military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving > and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please > remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, > marines, and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their > families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make > every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked." > "It's the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of > the press." > "It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech." > "It's the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom > to demonstrate." > "It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, > and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to > burn the flag." > One more: > 13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing our National > Anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS. > AMEN!!!!! ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: September-15-2008 at 5:17pm
If I have to follow these rules, my foot would hurt from all the ass-kicking I would have to do every day... 
It's as Jesus said to God: "Forgive them Father, for they know no better". ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: September-15-2008 at 11:28pm
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Kristof
Hay man , it's just another one of those pass-a-long e mails. Worth reading just for the hidden message ! ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-16-2008 at 10:08am
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Keep it up WD, dont let the bread get stale...
------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: September-16-2008 at 12:35pm
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Eric
I knew you'd like all the "a** kicken' ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-16-2008 at 1:45pm
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Im on a save the world quest, I figured out why the world's temperature is rising, Hell with Al Gore, I'll tell you why....its cause we got 8 billion people on the face of this earth all at 98.5 degrees, 10 billion cars running around at 180 degrees being cooled by outside air.....***************, were melting the glaciers with body heat ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: September-17-2008 at 1:58am
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eric...to much time on your hands Dude.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: September-17-2008 at 5:18am
As he's giving away all his trade secrets on this forum, he must have less transmissions to rebuild... ROFLOL ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
jbear wrote:Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-17-2008 at 10:06am
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those were all thoughts during poop time ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: September-17-2008 at 10:45am
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Djeeez... there must be a strange energy flowing through that toilet... ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: September-17-2008 at 11:49am
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Eric
You have a computer in the crapper ? - GENIUS - ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |