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A redneck joke from the north Printed From: CorrectCraftFan.com Category: General Correct Craft Discussion Forum Name: Off Topic Forum Discription: Anything non-Correct Craft URL: http://www.CorrectCraftFan.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=12539 Printed Date: January-01-2025 at 1:52pm Topic: A redneck joke from the north Posted By: Hollywood Subject: A redneck joke from the north Date Posted: December-17-2008 at 8:45pm Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent Cooter slips, Falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, Well, damn, someone should go and tell his wife. Donnie says, OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it. Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie? Cooter's wife gave it to me, Ronnie replies. That's unbelievable, you told his old lady her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer? Well, not exactly, Donnie says. When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow. She said, You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow. Then I said, I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are. Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff.

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