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Topic: Truer words ever spoken......
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Truer words ever spoken......
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 9:34am
No truer words ever spoken......





    Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done.' The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.' Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.'      


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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 9:49am
now there's a group of people that should be bitching

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Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 11:22am
Eric -
I know it's a joke. Please don't take it for more than that. The way American Indians are treated is shamful. In Pensacola ( Ft. Pickens ) is where Jeronamo was inprisoned after the army talked him out of Mexico. The goverment made a deal with him. If he gave up he would go to a reservation in Oklahoma. He agreed to give up. When he was put in prison the army officer that brokered the "deal" was so PO'ed he resighed his commision.      

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 12:24pm
they need a big mouth like Ohprah on the pulpit, I know its a joke, it was pun intended because they got it three fold and because they are a proud people you dont hear much from them...I think a word comes to mind, Genocide? not in this country

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 4:18pm
since were on jokes, How does Hitler tie his shoes?

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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 4:35pm
Eric, please enlighten us!

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Posted By: 86BFN
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 5:21pm
yeah can't wait to here this one...

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Posted By: adamt
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 6:10pm
Originally posted by eric lavine eric lavine wrote:

since were on jokes, How does Hitler tie his shoes?


In little Nazis!

(sorry Eric, you were taking too long and the suspense was killing them!!!)

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-29-2008 at 6:22pm
I wouldve been politically correct for the sake of our Europeon friends and said with "little knotsi's"

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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: December-30-2008 at 5:30pm
Originally posted by eric lavine eric lavine wrote:

Europeon

Are they from the same galaxy as the Klingon...?

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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...



Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-30-2008 at 6:17pm
Sorry Kris, I dont proof and dont use spell check, It makes you think when you are typing on how to spell, when i do read some of my posts i think holy sht, how did i miss that

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Posted By: quinner
Date Posted: December-30-2008 at 6:35pm
Good one Doggie! U 2 Airik!

How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat?


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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-31-2008 at 10:16am
when you need flour to find the wet spot?

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-31-2008 at 4:36pm
or...when her mother is starting to look good.


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Posted By: quinner
Date Posted: December-31-2008 at 4:43pm
No & No!

When she fit's in your wife's clothes!! DOH


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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-31-2008 at 6:13pm
oh yeah, good punch liner, I'll be sure to tell the wife that one when I get home, she caught on to the eye glass and red dress thing real quick....she wont put the glasses on anymore...I'll wait to tell her tommorow.....slim to none if i tell her tonight

one of my life long friends introduces his wife, and after he introduces her he'll say "she looks better in Bar light" she is use to it now, he's a funny guy

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