The Amish and the Elevator
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Topic: The Amish and the Elevator
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: The Amish and the Elevator
Date Posted: February-28-2009 at 12:12pm
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THE AMISH AND THE ELEVATOR
An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this, Father?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father said quietly to his son.....'Go get your mother'. ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: March-01-2009 at 11:12am
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get your mother and your sisters, lol good one Andy ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Randy_in_Ohio
Date Posted: March-01-2009 at 2:35pm
Funny!
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Posted By: 86BFN
Date Posted: March-01-2009 at 2:43pm
That's a good one!  LMAO !------------- 👣 Steve http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=4057&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1986&yrend=1986" rel="nofollow - 86 Barefoot Nautique 89 Martinique Former Owner: 93 Hydrodyne 350 MAG |