The Pope in Alaska
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Topic: The Pope in Alaska
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: The Pope in Alaska
Date Posted: March-09-2009 at 2:26pm
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing. He was cruising around the campgrounds in The Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of The woods.
A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a' Vote for Obama' hat and A 'Save the Trees' t-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically And thrashing around trying to free himself from the rasp of a 10-foot Grizzly. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers with 'Go Sarah' t-Shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the Bear's' chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, Semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the Three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the Bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat In the back seat. As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give You my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I've heard there Was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own yes that this is Not true." As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven And has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he Doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still Alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?" ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: March-09-2009 at 8:21pm
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ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!
Great one Dog!!! ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: 86BFN
Date Posted: March-09-2009 at 10:41pm
LMAO!!   ------------- 👣 Steve http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=4057&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1986&yrend=1986" rel="nofollow - 86 Barefoot Nautique 89 Martinique Former Owner: 93 Hydrodyne 350 MAG |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: March-10-2009 at 12:44am
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Where do you keep coming up with these Dog?
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: March-10-2009 at 10:13am
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Jbear,
It's all just junk that's in the In box in the morning. Most military and silly service are republicans I guess. ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |