Blond Guy
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Printed Date: January-06-2025 at 7:12am
Topic: Blond Guy
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Blond Guy
Date Posted: April-03-2009 at 11:34am
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!
An Irishman , a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican! Opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."
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Posted By: sanity
Date Posted: April-03-2009 at 12:12pm
LMAO...it's nice to see a blonde "guy" joke! Funny!
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: April-03-2009 at 5:18pm
Popular joke over here, only the blonde guy is Dutch over here ROFLOL!!
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Posted By: skierbrant
Date Posted: April-05-2009 at 9:30pm
good one.
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