Why Parents Drink
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Printed Date: January-06-2025 at 7:03am
Topic: Why Parents Drink
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Why Parents Drink
Date Posted: May-01-2009 at 5:52pm
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Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: sanity
Date Posted: May-01-2009 at 6:22pm
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I love this one Andy. ------------- |
Posted By: tullfooter
Date Posted: May-01-2009 at 6:26pm
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Good one Dog!
I thought somewhere in there he was going to say she was a Lions fan.  ------------- Play hard, life's not a trial run. '85 BFN '90 BFN White Lake, Michigan |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: May-01-2009 at 7:53pm
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Tull,
There's a country song in there somewhere! Even though I grew-up on Michigan Ave. & Livernois (2524 Livernois) I never was a Lion fan, didn't hate'um. The Raiders were My team. Dave Casper, Kenny Stabler, Otis Sistrunk ( U of MARs) ect... ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: Madcap
Date Posted: May-01-2009 at 10:43pm
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Parkside here, between 6 & 7 mile road across from the Detroit Golf club 1962-1969, loved the Tigers, never the Lions. Go 'Phins.
Funny post! ------------- '99 SN Air Tique |
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: May-02-2009 at 10:45am
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I Love the Teg-nis-a (Polish for Tigers) I still have The Detriot News paper "We Win" the day after the 68 series. My Dad saved it all these years! ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: May-03-2009 at 3:19am
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dog you get me laughin' every time!
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: skierbrant
Date Posted: May-07-2009 at 4:23pm
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OMG that is a good one. I had to contain myself from laughing outloud since I am at work! ------------- mailto:skierbrant@aol.com - Brant Augensen http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1536&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1989&yrend=1989 - My 89 Nautique |