*Black Testicles** **..**
**
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four
hour, surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.**
**
Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'**
**
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies 'I don't know,** **Sir.
I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet.'
He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, are my testicles black?'**
**
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.**
**
She raises his gown,
holds his penis in one hand and
his testicles in the other, lifting
and moving them around.**
**
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'**
**
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much.
That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......*
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' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?** ** **'*
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