Santa Claus and the Cop
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Printed Date: January-07-2025 at 5:07pm
Topic: Santa Claus and the Cop
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: Santa Claus and the Cop
Date Posted: June-19-2009 at 2:23am
A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the d*ck goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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Posted By: k.o.
Date Posted: June-19-2009 at 9:50am
hahahahah good one doc
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: June-19-2009 at 5:07pm
ROFLOL!!!!
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