Best Headline Ever?
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Topic: Best Headline Ever?
Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Subject: Best Headline Ever?
Date Posted: August-02-2010 at 2:39pm
http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/section/6/article/36067/ - Too Funny!
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Posted By: 86BFN
Date Posted: August-02-2010 at 8:05pm
gotta watch out for those angry beavers!
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Posted By: storm34
Date Posted: August-02-2010 at 8:16pm
no one like a mean beaver
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Posted By: 8122pbrainard
Date Posted: August-02-2010 at 8:36pm
I seem to remember way back in my youth tying into a rabid beaver a couple of times!!
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Posted By: OverMyHead
Date Posted: August-02-2010 at 8:57pm
like they say in the news buisness, man after beaver is not news, beaver after man, now thats news. ( ok it was man bites dog but same principle.)
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Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: August-03-2010 at 9:54am
If you click to read the rest of the story, the second headline is "man fights off beaver". That reminds me of a story an uncle told me years ago about snapping beavers...maybe this was one?
Another angle is that this happened in Forsyth and not in Cocktail Cove. Could this mean that we have a racist beaver?
And will PETA get involved?
This whole thing is almost as cute as a Keebler elf beating a My Little Pony with the corpse of a Smurf.
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Posted By: OverMyHead
Date Posted: August-03-2010 at 11:19am
Can you picture the conversation when he got home?
"why are you late dear?"
" I had to stop down the road and give that beaver a good licking."
He probably got attacked again.
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Posted By: hoppi 13
Date Posted: August-13-2010 at 12:45am
Did you send it to Jay Leno?
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