Lov my gov't
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Topic: Lov my gov't
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Lov my gov't
Date Posted: November-24-2010 at 9:52am
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Current Financial Situation Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress. Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much *************** (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of *************** they give our citizens. Should you feel that you do not receive enough ***************, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the ***************you can handle. Sincerely, The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.) PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off. ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: connorssons
Date Posted: November-24-2010 at 11:55am
  loved it!
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Posted By: Okie Boarder
Date Posted: November-24-2010 at 3:54pm
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: November-24-2010 at 4:38pm
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LMAO!!!! ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |