Perfect Husband
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Printed Date: January-11-2025 at 4:01am
Topic: Perfect Husband
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Perfect Husband
Date Posted: January-06-2011 at 10:47am
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Subject: Perfect Husband Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000 for it." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty thousand if it's what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open. He turns and asks, "Anyone know whose phone this is?" ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: tullfooter
Date Posted: January-06-2011 at 11:00am
I thought it was my phone, except she would have been asking for a Members Only jacket, a Pinto, and a nice double wide.  ------------- Play hard, life's not a trial run. '85 BFN '90 BFN White Lake, Michigan |
Posted By: PAPA
Date Posted: January-06-2011 at 2:29pm
Andy, LMAO!!! 
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Posted By: connorssons
Date Posted: January-07-2011 at 12:58am
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A PINTO! didnt you mean chevette
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Posted By: tullfooter
Date Posted: January-07-2011 at 1:47am
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1979
My first car. A 1977 Pinto station wagon. I'm on the right, my best friend Brett on the left. I'm guessing we were skiing within an hour after this pic was taken. (or we were out cruising for chicks)   ------------- Play hard, life's not a trial run. '85 BFN '90 BFN White Lake, Michigan |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: January-07-2011 at 10:19am
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cruising for some high quality Pinto Poon? ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |