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Man's Help Line Printed From: CorrectCraftFan.com Category: General Correct Craft Discussion Forum Name: Off Topic Forum Discription: Anything non-Correct Craft URL: http://www.CorrectCraftFan.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=20938 Printed Date: January-11-2025 at 10:01am Topic: Man's Help Line Posted By: TimSpangler Subject: Man's Help Line Date Posted: March-15-2011 at 1:46pm I got this in an email today. Thought it was funny and some what appropriate for this forum. Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it? Replies: Posted By: boat dr Date Posted: March-15-2011 at 2:14pm I think replacement, now , would be a wise choice.You may also be dollars ahead by rendering "her crack" unuseable by others...... ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier Posted By: tullfooter Date Posted: March-15-2011 at 2:20pm Sell the boat. Get an inboard. Use the new inboard to get rid of the wife, like Dexter does. ------------- Play hard, life's not a trial run. '85 BFN '90 BFN White Lake, Michigan Posted By: Swatkinz Date Posted: March-15-2011 at 2:58pm That's funny as hell ------------- Steve 2011 Sport/Air 200 Excalibur 343 2017 Boatmate Tandem Axle Trailer Former CC owner (77, 80, 95, 88, all SNs) Former Malibu owner (07, 09) Posted By: Kristof Date Posted: March-15-2011 at 5:17pm ------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... Posted By: harddock Date Posted: March-16-2011 at 1:31pm Wanted; Girl with boat and motor that likes fish. Must like to cook and clean fish. Send picture of boat and motor. ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=4487" rel="nofollow - 1998 Ski Nautique Posted By: kapla Date Posted: March-16-2011 at 3:13pm veryyy fuuunny ------------- <a href="">1992 ski nautique

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