Thank you note (pssss me off)
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Topic: Thank you note (pssss me off)
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Thank you note (pssss me off)
Date Posted: August-10-2011 at 10:29am
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Dear American Taxpayer I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in Spain. My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a $2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel. Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times. By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters! Air Force Two (which costs $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2. These are only rough estimates, but they are close. That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint. I know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon. I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago. I just had to get away for a few days. Cordially, Michelle Obama P.S. Thank you as well for the $2 BILLION dollar trip to India! P.P.S. Thank you, too, for that vacation trip to Martha's Vineyard; it was fabulous. And thanks for that second smaller jet that took our dog Bo to Martha's Vineyard so we and the children could have him with us while we were away from the White House for eleven days. P.P.P.S. Oh, I almost forgot to thank you all for our "date weekend" in New York and to say thanks also for our two-week trip to Hawaii at Christmas. That 7,000 square foot house was great! And finally, thanks for asking, we had a great time taking Air Force One to Chicago to tape our segment with Oprah a couple weeks ago, replete with full security, a separate plane for armored limosines and a full contingent of assistants. Remember we all have to share the pain of these economic times equally! Love to -redistribute- share- the wealth. SEND THIS TO EVERY AMERICAN YOU KNOW STAND UP, SPEAK UP. NEVER SURRENDER!!!! ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: OverMyHead
Date Posted: August-10-2011 at 11:14am
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I would be happy to have a real thank you rather than it just be considered a job perk. ------------- For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats. 1987 Ski Nautique |
Posted By: Nautiquehunter
Date Posted: August-10-2011 at 11:34am
| That guy has got to go! The Tea party is the only hope. |
Posted By: davidg
Date Posted: August-10-2011 at 11:50am
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Dear Michelle;
We are glad you and your family got to go on these wonderful trips at our expense, but it would have been nice if you and your husband would have listened to what the American people really wanted before you spent all that money and left us so far in debt. No thanks necessary! You and your husband leaving Washington in January 2013 so we can begin to straighten out the mess will be thanks enough. Please rest assured we will do all we can to help make your one-way trip (coach class) out of Washington possible. Yours truly; The Tea Party PS: Sorry that Hope and Change thing was a dismal failure! |
Posted By: blackbeard
Date Posted: August-10-2011 at 4:59pm
 Still have not found one person that would tell me they voted for BO & MO obama.------------- Be Cool !! Be Safe !! It all about Having FUN!!!! http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=5271&sort=&pagenum=5 - Dee Dee's 82 SN 2001 |
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