Joe Vs. Jose
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Topic: Joe Vs. Jose
Posted By: OverMyHead
Subject: Joe Vs. Jose
Date Posted: September-17-2011 at 8:35pm
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This was sent to me, interesting reading.
JOE vs. JOSE Interesting when you work the numbers. You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California . Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted. Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table". Ready? Now pay attention... Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has $31,231.00. Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $24,031.00. Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00. Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal now has 9,631.00. Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00. Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has $7,231.00. Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has $31,200.00. Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc. Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and what he sends out of the country every month. Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work. Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family, and drink beer . Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home. Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay. Thoughts? ------------- For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats. 1987 Ski Nautique |
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Posted By: peter1234
Date Posted: September-17-2011 at 9:38pm
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I wonder how Pedro does ..... ------------- former skylark owner now a formula but I cant let this place go |
Posted By: 8122pbrainard
Date Posted: September-17-2011 at 10:06pm
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Dave,
Very true but Obama will fix the problem.  ------------- /diaries/details.asp?ID=1622" rel="nofollow - 54 Atom /diaries/details.asp?ID=2179" rel="nofollow - 77 Tique 64 X55 Dunphy Keep it original, Pete < |
Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: September-17-2011 at 11:01pm
Mere tip of the Iceburg, Schwann's Ice cream trucks deliver and take E.B.T. (Electronic Benefits Transfer) .....Food stamps.  ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: OverMyHead
Date Posted: September-17-2011 at 11:48pm
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I am thinking maybe I will renounce my citizenship, leave the country.....and then sneak back in. Its not like I would not be able to vote, ACORN will sign me up. ------------- For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats. 1987 Ski Nautique |
Posted By: OverMyHead
Date Posted: September-17-2011 at 11:50pm
That is what I am afraid of  .------------- For thousands of years men have felt the irresistible urge to go to sea, and many of them died. Things got better after they invented boats. 1987 Ski Nautique |
8122pbrainard wrote:Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: September-18-2011 at 11:29am
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There's a 2 word phrase that explains Dave's original post...and it's a sad commentary on the state of our union. Anyone want to take a stab?
Side note-our little company lost a dream employee when he had to give up his legal green card to go home to help his very sick mother. He tried to come back after she passed and our gov't refused to reissue his card. He had a SS#, no criminal record, was the sort of guy/immigrant we want to invite over, and was the sort I could give a personal credit card to without a second thought. Politicians get so much bacerds. ------------- http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2331&sort=&pagenum=12&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - 1988 BFN-sold "It's a Livin' Thing...What a Terrible Thing to Lose" ELO |