A Male Fairy Tale
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Printed Date: January-12-2025 at 9:56am
Topic: A Male Fairy Tale
Posted By: Hollywood
Subject: A Male Fairy Tale
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 2:44pm
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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
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Posted By: Bri892001
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 3:07pm
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Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 3:14pm
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Hollywood, we know your the fairy, but who is the tale ......... ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: DrCC
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 3:21pm
| LOL !!! Bob. |
Posted By: GottaSki
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 3:31pm
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Thats the g-rated version ------------- "There is nothing, absolutely nothing, half so much worthwhile as messing around with boats...simply messing." River Rat to Mole |
Posted By: harddock
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 4:28pm
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....and what happened when you woke up?
------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=4487" rel="nofollow - 1998 Ski Nautique |
Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 4:33pm
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lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 6:53pm
------------- - Gun control means: using BOTH hands! - Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
Posted By: Mojo
Date Posted: January-30-2012 at 7:06pm
What you want, when you want, where you want huh Kev????
 ------------- 05' SV211 TE 73' Martinique had:96' SNOB had:76' Nautique had 77 Tique |
Posted By: DrCC
Date Posted: January-31-2012 at 11:10pm
| I don't think I have ever told the tale of the ultra handsom young prince, who had a bad habit of going out to the middle of the lake, shutting off the running lights and then banging the princess atop the royal motor box. And then years later got to feeling bad because he never told the new owner to wash it before he painted it red with two white stripes. |
Posted By: DrCC
Date Posted: February-02-2012 at 2:45pm
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Who's Barrack anyway ?
This thread's way baller. |
Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: February-02-2012 at 7:45pm
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feel free to post pictures of beautiful princesses in this thread ------------- |
Posted By: DrCC
Date Posted: February-05-2012 at 1:46pm
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Here she is !!! Voted Miss Motor Box 2003. 
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