seasonal joke
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Printed Date: January-22-2025 at 12:05pm
Topic: seasonal joke
Posted By: 74Wind
Subject: seasonal joke
Date Posted: February-04-2015 at 12:30am
So, these 3 guys get to the pearly gates and St. Peter says "Explain Easter and I'll let you in.."
First guy says "That's easy. It's when the Pilgrims and Indians got together and had a big feast"
St. Peter says: "Nope, that's Thanksgiving...down you go.."
Second guy says "That's easy. It's when the kids all dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating for candy".
St. Peter says: "Nope, that's Halloween...down you go..."
Third guy says: "That's easy. After the crucifixion, they put Christ in a cave and closed the entrance with a big rock..."
(St. Peter's thinking "I think this guy's got it...)
Third guy continues: "Three days later, Christ comes out, sees his shadow, and there were six more weeks of winter..."
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Posted By: dwouncmd
Date Posted: February-04-2015 at 1:00pm
Made me laugh...
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Posted By: Orlando76
Date Posted: February-04-2015 at 1:08pm
I like the joke Jim...... Ugh I forget the last name, G.... G something, he asks about the building of the gates:
" What kind of neighborhood is heaven in if it needs gates?"
"Well first St. Peter had to go to hell to find a contractor"
"Then it took an act of God to get the permit approved."
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Posted By: phatsat67
Date Posted: February-04-2015 at 1:21pm
Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: February-04-2015 at 2:17pm
A guy is in the yard flying a kite but it keeps spinning and hitting the ground.
His wife comes out of the house and says "need more tail".
The guy says "last night you told me to go fly a kite".
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Posted By: skutsch
Date Posted: February-04-2015 at 3:02pm
All Three are AWESOME. Keep them coming!!!
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Posted By: dwouncmd
Date Posted: February-06-2015 at 8:46am
Again with the laughing...
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Posted By: OverMyHead
Date Posted: February-06-2015 at 11:43pm
St. Peter is standing at the pearly gates when three rough looking gang-bangers show up fresh from the loosing side of a drive-by asking if they can come in. Unsure of the situation St. Peter asks them to wait outside the gates while he checks with the boss. St. Peter explains the situation to God who says "You know the rules, If they want to come in welcome them in." A few moments later St. Peter returns and says "Well they are gone." God says what do you mean they are gone? I thought I told you to let them in." St. Peter says "no, you don't understand, The pearly gates......they're gone!"
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