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Topic: a little humor
Posted By: 75 Tique
Subject: a little humor
Date Posted: September-21-2015 at 3:59pm


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“So, how was your weekend?”
“Well, let me see…sun burn, stiff neck, screwed up back, assorted aches and pains….yup, my weekend was great, thanks for asking.”



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Posted By: quinner
Date Posted: September-21-2015 at 4:20pm
That or they were messing with his Acapulco Gold Plants, either to warrant the same response!!!


Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: September-21-2015 at 4:33pm
did you make that Larry?


Posted By: 75 Tique
Date Posted: September-21-2015 at 4:35pm
nope, stumbled upon it. Actually, it was on the FB page of the guy with the flattie I've been talking about in the other thread.

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“So, how was your weekend?”
“Well, let me see…sun burn, stiff neck, screwed up back, assorted aches and pains….yup, my weekend was great, thanks for asking.”


Posted By: baitkiller
Date Posted: September-21-2015 at 5:06pm
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs are phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them.." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

Around midnight, I decided to hide next to the garage behind my boat so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind the boat, that I noticed some hairline cracks in my gelcoat, right were the hull meets the transom of my boat.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take the boat to the shop for repairs?

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Jesus was a bare-footer.............


Posted By: kapla
Date Posted: September-21-2015 at 5:37pm
Looks like you need a stringer Job!
LOL

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Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: September-28-2015 at 12:50am
LOL...John.

hope you and the son have gotten out. Sure was fun a couple of weeks ago.



john

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"Loud pipes save lives"



AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"...



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