Holiday diet tips
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Topic: Holiday diet tips
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Holiday diet tips
Date Posted: December-14-2006 at 10:22am
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1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. Like fine single-malt scotch, it's rare. In fact, it's even rarer than single-malt scotch. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-aholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pa$$. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello? 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again. 8. Same for pies. Apple. Pumpkin. Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. Where else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day? 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have SOME standards. 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. |
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Posted By: Nautique2001
Date Posted: December-14-2006 at 1:11pm
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Posted By: MaddMarxx
Date Posted: December-14-2006 at 1:40pm
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Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: December-14-2006 at 2:12pm
Ken, with that link coming from Break.com I knew it wasn't going to be good!!  ------------- |
Posted By: 05 210
Date Posted: December-14-2006 at 7:02pm
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Ken,
That's just plain nasty!Knew I shouldn't have clicked the link when it said "Hot chick for Hollywood" Mike ------------- http:/diaries/details.asp?ID=2219" rel="nofollow - Air Nautique 210 Team 640 hours, not 1 regret |
Posted By: JMurph
Date Posted: December-14-2006 at 9:48pm
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Ken,
That's not cool. I trusted you after having just viewed the "beach photos" topic. 
-John |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: December-14-2006 at 10:12pm
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Mike I know what ya mean...I knew I shouldn't but I just could not resist. I too have always trusted Ken. Gotta love a guy who surfs for cool chick pics during the day while he should be workin".
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: December-21-2006 at 5:53pm
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Ken that was mean to the rest of us. All of us look forward to your chic postings no I will have to think twice before veiwing one. Oh who am I kidding, we all click on anything that has to do with women. ------------- |