Red necks have all the answers
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Printed Date: December-22-2024 at 6:00pm
Topic: Red necks have all the answers
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: Red necks have all the answers
Date Posted: December-17-2006 at 6:27pm
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A nice, calm, and respectable lady went to the pharmacy. She walked up
>to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like >to >buy some cyanide." > >The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" >The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." > >The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I >can't give you cyanide to kill your husband; that's against the law! I'll >lose >my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will >happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" > >The lady reached in her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in >bed with the pharmacist's wife. > >The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's a >different story. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." >_________________________________________________________________ ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: December-19-2006 at 10:09pm
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hhahaha well done once again Boat Dr.
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: December-21-2006 at 5:44pm
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boat dr where do you come up with this stuff, it's great. ------------- |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: December-21-2006 at 5:45pm
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Why is it rednecks are the people you can make jokes about and no one cares including rednecks? ------------- |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: December-21-2006 at 6:20pm
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James, at 52 yrs. there is not enough time to get pissed off.I have found that i can laugh at you laughing at me,besides that if you live down here you fall into three catagories..
#1 You are a coona$$ #2 You are a redneck #3 You are a tranplant I prefer to be #2 And the subject of sir and the female,let your mind wonder on that one......... boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December-21-2006 at 6:39pm
keep it coming!
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