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Buying a New C/C in Louisiana Printed From: CorrectCraftFan.com Category: General Correct Craft Discussion Forum Name: Off Topic Forum Discription: Anything non-Correct Craft URL: http://www.CorrectCraftFan.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=5382 Printed Date: December-22-2024 at 5:46pm Topic: Buying a New C/C in Louisiana Posted By: boat dr Subject: Buying a New C/C in Louisiana Date Posted: December-18-2006 at 5:01pm A man walked into a CorrectCraft dealership just to browse. Suddenly he spotted the most beautiful boat that he had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As he bent forward to feel the finely detailed upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarra$$ed, he anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn't been near. But, as he turned back, there, standing next to him, was a saleswoman. With a pleasant smile she greeted him, "Good day, Sir . How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of control and acting as though nothing had happened, he smiled back and asked, " Sir, what is the price of this lovely boat?" Still smiling pleasantly, he replied,"Sir, I'm very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price. " ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier Replies: Posted By: eric lavine Date Posted: December-18-2006 at 5:10pm best one yet BD.   eric it does say saleswoman though ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" Posted By: 87BFN owner Date Posted: December-21-2006 at 5:47pm more funny stuff from the boat dr. But why did it say salewoman and he kept saying sir? -------------

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