redneck holiday diet
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Topic: redneck holiday diet
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: redneck holiday diet
Date Posted: December-30-2006 at 8:10pm
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The Purina Diet
> > I was in Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina for Sasha (our miniature white > poodle) and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a > dog?........ Duh! > > I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting > the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up > in the hospital last time. But, that I'd lost 50 pounds before I > awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of > my orifices and IV's in both arms. > > Her eyes about bugged out of her head. > > I went on and on with the diet story and she was totally buying it. > I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works > is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or > two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally > complete so I was going to try it again. > > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now > enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. > > Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and > was that why I ended up in the hospital? I said no.....I'd been sitting > in the street licking my butt when a car hit me. I thought the tall guy > was going to have to be carried out the door. > > ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: December-30-2006 at 10:32pm
| nice! |
Posted By: 05 210
Date Posted: December-30-2006 at 10:46pm
That story reminds me of the one where the two drunk guys see a dog on the sidewalk licking his b@lls.One man says to the other "I wish I could do that",the other says "If you pat him first,he might let you"
Mike ------------- http:/diaries/details.asp?ID=2219" rel="nofollow - Air Nautique 210 Team 640 hours, not 1 regret |
Posted By: '88 nautique
Date Posted: December-30-2006 at 10:55pm
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Boat Dr.,
I'm sitting here with tears in my eyes.. thanks for the laugh. |