Who’s your daddy
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Printed Date: December-22-2024 at 9:34pm
Topic: Who’s your daddy
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: Who’s your daddy
Date Posted: January-02-2007 at 8:46pm
THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS!
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>>A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman
wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't
place where he knows her from.
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>So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're
the father of one of my kids."
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>Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor
party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while
your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up
my butt???"
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>She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher
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boat dr
/diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart
/diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier
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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: January-03-2007 at 8:06am
good one doc, I thought the punchline was going to be about DNA down there in the south... you know which way im heading with that one. Eric
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: January-03-2007 at 8:54am
Eric; the reason that we keep the alligators and the snakes is purge the gene pool. Something that only happens down here.Remember Croc. Hunter,he got the point,don't fool with Mother Nature.There is no such thing as a Dumb Redneck,the gators get em........... boat dr
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boat dr
/diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart
/diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier
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