And you thought Rednecks were dumb
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Printed Date: December-22-2024 at 9:44pm
Topic: And you thought Rednecks were dumb
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: And you thought Rednecks were dumb
Date Posted: January-03-2007 at 8:58am
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Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" "Yes. What can I do for
>>> you?" >>>> > >"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' >>>> > >marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it >>>> > >inside >>>> them >>>> > >logs, but he's hidin' it there." >>>> > >"Thank you very much for the call, sir." >>>> > > >>>>The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. >>> They >>>> > >search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust >>>> > >open >>>> > >every piece of wood, but find no marijua na. They sneer at Virgil >>>> > >and >>>> > >leave. >>>> > > >>>>Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This >>>> here's >>>> > >Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" >>>> > >"Did they chop your firewood?" >>>> > >"Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!" >>>> > > >>>>(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun). >>>> > >>>> > >>>> > ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: January-03-2007 at 9:07am
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repeat? still a good one however. ------------- |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: January-03-2007 at 9:21am
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Sorry 'bout that,it was so good i had to do it again.................boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: January-03-2007 at 9:45am
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haha yeah i was like wait... have i seen this one on here before or somewhere else? but nonetheless, still a great one! Now get to work boat dr!!! haha
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: farmer
Date Posted: January-05-2007 at 8:20pm
| So,boat dr. That was a compliment when you called me a redneck? That guy in your story sure seemed real smart. Farmer |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: January-06-2007 at 6:50am
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farmer, words and names, to me, dont really matter.like the old saying I don't care what you call me ,just call me for supper.....
Glad you liked the story,even tho it was a repeat.Hope the holidays were good,and the wind always is at your back............ ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: farmer
Date Posted: January-06-2007 at 8:58am
thanks boat dr,same to you. I was jk. I work in a machine shop with 50 other guys. You learn how to take a joke real quick in that kind of setting. Farmer 
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