For dog owners only
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Printed Date: December-23-2024 at 2:59am
Topic: For dog owners only
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: For dog owners only
Date Posted: February-06-2007 at 9:29pm
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: FW: DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG Even if you don't have a dog, you gotta love this one. TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"? Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog. 1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up. 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell. 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar. 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'. 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff. 6. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet. 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello". 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table . 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after. 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt. 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch. 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing. P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: February-06-2007 at 10:03pm
| lol...........how true and funny |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 12:13am
on that note thought I would share a pic of both my dogs. The bigger one for right now is our 2 year old female. The smaller is a 4 month old puppy.
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Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 7:02am
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I liked dogs way before girls & there still more under standing than my wife. (I Love You Honey )My Dog dosen't need a disclamer. ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 8:12am
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Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 8:14am
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Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 8:21am
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Now you are talking my language. The Dogs are named Bud and Junior. bj ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: reidp
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 5:50pm
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Now "hasbeen" I know those dogs can get in some trouble, just by looking at 'em. Are you an Earnhardt Jr. fan by chance? And that Shepherd pup will have half of 87BFN's house chewed up before ski season hits. Really beautiful dogs guys. ------------- ReidP /diaries/details.asp?ID=231&yrstart=1971&yrend=1975 - 1973 Mustang |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 6:23pm
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thanks reidp, lucky for us niether one chews on anything in the house. We keep plenty of chew toys and rawhides around for them to chew on.
But pupppies are definitely in our future. ------------- |
Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 7:06pm
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reidp... You hit the nail on the head. Those Aussie's are a terror around the house but I love them. And the Dale Jr. fan is my wife. I am sure you know what N.A.S.C.A.R. stands for....Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
bj ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 10:25pm
 
Here is a couple of shots of "jo" the Tennessee Wonder Dog. We wonder what kind of dog she is. Pretty girl is Laurie, JEFF KOSTIS's sister. john This computer stuff makes me crazy. Didn't do anything different and my pics came out smaller. ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Randy_in_Ohio
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 1:42am
Jasper wonders what kind of dog he is too!
I picked him up at the humane society 11 years ago, they told me he was a Daschund mix. The vet disagreed and still laughs about it everytime he sees him, he has really long legs for his size. Coolest ans smartest dog I've ever known. He loves everyone, especially kids. I'm not too sure he is going to like riding in the boat. He doesn't really like water, but he loves to go for rides in the car. ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1602&yrstart=1991&yrend=1995" rel="nofollow - 1993 Sport Nautique |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 2:05am
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Randy: Jo is really a girl....a stray from our Tennessee home. Best dog I ever had. Hates water too but loves to go in the F-150. I wouldn't trade her for anything.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: 68lemans
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 4:03pm
My dog loves to ride in both the boat and the F-150 and hates the water. She a two year old weimaraner and is the best dog ever! She really wants to drive the boat.
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Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 6:11pm
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Brad: Friend of mine from our ski club in Ohio had one of those. Awesome lookin' dog!
Really, everyone's dogs posted here are beautiful. Don't want to short anyone. I love all dogs. john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: 81nautique
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 6:49pm
This one's a little old but here's a pic of my daughter humiliating our killer rottweillers with Pink necklaces.
Rotties take a bad rap, these two guys are both gone now but they were the best dogs I've ever known. We're now on our third one and he's just as good. ------------- You can’t change the wind but you can adjust your sails |
Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 7:19pm
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What?....no kitty pictures bj ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 7:22pm
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NO cats allowed.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 10:36pm
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you tell them jbear. If you want to post kitties we have to make a new topic. ------------- |
Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 10:40pm
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sorry to offend cat lovers; just love any and all dogs more.
There's a reason why dogs are called "man's best friend". john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: Root
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 11:33pm
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Hasbeen, what kind of dogs are those? ------------- RootRacing |
Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-09-2007 at 8:22am
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Root, Thanks for asking. They are Austrailian Shepards. They are supposed to be second in intelligence behind Border Collies. The two in the photo's are called Blue Mereles. They come in Blues, Reds, and Tri-Colored. I have discovered it was a mistake to get two puppies though. When together they will not pay attention to any thing or anyone other than each other.
bj ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-09-2007 at 8:23am
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Kitties are for girlie-mans! ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: The Lake
Date Posted: February-09-2007 at 8:59am
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I'm was with you all on the cats until . . . a couple of years ago this blond looking feral cat shows up under our back deck, just hanging around. A month or two goes by and the cat still is there. So, my wife, my son, they start giving it some food. But the cat refuses to come inside. It's the death of cold here now and the cat still stays outside. We had a friend that came over and who was complaining about how we treated the cat, so she chased it all over the yard in the snow trying to catch it--she failed. She then the lured the cat with some food into the laundry room. The cat ate the food and then started to attack our friend for keeping her locked in the house, hissing, swiping at her with her paw, etc. Tough cat, it stays outside; it survives.
But, I'm a dog person so don't go thinking I'm like a girl or something. I've got to find some pictures of Buddy, who was also a Wonderdog. He was my constant boating companion. Chuck ------------- Walk on Water www.coldwater.me http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=775&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1966&yrend=1970 - 69 Ski Nautique |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: February-09-2007 at 9:11am
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9 yrs.I am so glad this topic went over so well,something about boat people and "DOGS"
It's a darn shame people cannot be more like the dogs at my house,feed me ,pet me and your my friend for life.2 American Pointers,they have to work for their room and board,1 English Setter[9yrs.] He has worked hard to get to his retirement,house/guard/lap/greeterand companion are his job now.Let the young studs hunt,their days are coming..............................boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Root
Date Posted: February-09-2007 at 1:39pm
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My girlfriend wants one thats why I asked. She had a Chow that was real old, the vet said it was one of the oldest he ever seen and all she gave her was kibbles and bits.
But we had to put her down and she really didnt feel like getin another until now. ------------- RootRacing |
Posted By: Mojo
Date Posted: February-09-2007 at 1:46pm
I know a lot of people who are "Dogs" 
Moj ------------- 05' SV211 TE 73' Martinique had:96' SNOB had:76' Nautique had 77 Tique |
Posted By: Nautique2001
Date Posted: February-12-2007 at 1:03pm
Otis
La La  ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1052&sort=&pagenum=4&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - Nautique 2001 |
Posted By: hasbeenskier
Date Posted: February-12-2007 at 7:48pm
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Otis... A cool name! ------------- hasbeenskier |
Posted By: EMP1
Date Posted: February-22-2007 at 11:15am
Here is our spoiled dog in our boat-  ------------- EMP 76 Nautique (Former) 88 Nautique (Former) 99 Sport |