The Saga Of Hillary
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Topic: The Saga Of Hillary
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: The Saga Of Hillary
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 2:52pm
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Questions for Hillary
Hillary Clinton visits a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy raises his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth," came the reply. "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions, Ma'am: First - whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - what happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" This time a different little boy raises his hand; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry," he said. "And what is your question?" "I have five questions: First - whatever happened to your Medical Health Care plan? Second - why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - what happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth - what happened to Kenneth?" ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 10:49pm
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If BKH is the "mayor" of this place, you dr are the resident comedian.
john ------------- "Loud pipes save lives" AdamT sez "I'm Canadian and a beaver lover myself"... |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: February-07-2007 at 11:00pm
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jbear, life at times is too REAL, a little humor can fix a bad day, a lot of humor would fix the world.Does anybody understand that we ain't gonna get out of here Alive????ENJOY IT
boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Randy_in_Ohio
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 12:32am
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You crack me up Dr!
While on the subject of Hilary, let me just take this chance to put this in writing: Hilary Clinton will never be president of the USA! Here's why: woman will not vote for her. Woman all hate each other, and they hate having another woman, besides themselves, in charge. Nothing against Mrs Clinton, she is a smart woman and probably somewhat qualified to do the job... It's just the way it is. If you don't believe me the next time you are in a bar or with a group of people ask the ladies if they would prefer to work for a man or a woman. ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1602&yrstart=1991&yrend=1995" rel="nofollow - 1993 Sport Nautique |
Posted By: scott8370
Date Posted: February-08-2007 at 11:47pm
Boat dr....I liked that one alot ------------- Scott |