Southern Blonde Rolls The Dice
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Topic: Southern Blonde Rolls The Dice
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: Southern Blonde Rolls The Dice
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 4:16pm
very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story:
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men... are men
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boat dr
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 7:01pm
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lol..damn ijust spit water all over my myself..id have to say the the best one yet...my wife even thought that was funny(blonde)..
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Posted By: MaddMarxx
Date Posted: March-15-2007 at 11:37pm
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Funny stuff, its good see your back to your old self..boat Dr..
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