Subject: Misunderstanding
>
> The Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
in this congregation has
> spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one
> which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not in tend to accept this. Now, I want the party
who did this to Stand and ask forgiveness
> from God and this Christian Family."
>
> No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
nerve to face me and
> admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart you
> will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again all was quiet.
>
> Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blond with a body
that would stop traffic rose
> from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke,
> "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I
never said you were a
> member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of
my friends that you were
> a wizard under the sheets."
>
> The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and
the Congregation roared!
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