My GOD !! What have I done !! Please Help
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Topic: My GOD !! What have I done !! Please Help
Posted By: the goose
Subject: My GOD !! What have I done !! Please Help
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 4:52am
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Recently as some of you may know I have purchase my first boat. Not just any boat but a 1998 SN 196 GT 40.
It is not as fancy as the others, no towers or excessive lighting no big stereo etc,, just kinda " plain Jane " if you know what I mean. As I mentioned on my only other post that I just love to be around my boat ! I love polishing it,, steam cleaning the carpets working on the interior etc,,, I jokingly said I love my boat more than my wife ! Here is what is freaking me out ! I like many of you here , have a busy life ,,,, I have 2 kids a wife , work long hours and have 4 family pets, I came home from work yesterday and got supper ready for the kids of which were getting ready for a sleep over at there friends place. I drove them over to there friend's house and headed back home to,,, you guessed it work on the boat. My wife comes home to find me in the garage talking dirty to my boat while waxing it using such phrases as " bet you like that baby " and " let daddy get that dirty pond scum off your belly " which I believe is perfectly normal thing to say while waxing your boat. Well my wife decides to pay " sex kitten " on me. She asks if she could help me with some of the rewiring I am doing ,,, OK whats up,, you hate my boat ,, you tolerate it because you see the fun the kids have on it but that about it. I shockingly say OK She moves to the end of the trailer and bends over to purposely reveal she has taken off her panties from under her skirt!!! She them makes a comment about the heat and unbuttons her blouse to reveal yep you guessed it,,, no bra !!! She then winks at me and say perhaps I would like to fiddle around with her " wiring harness " We don't have allot of quality time alone for the extra stuff,,, you know sex,,, let alone the greatest form of sex a married couple can have that being " the kids are away no holds barred sex " But there she stood,, my wife randy as hell asking for it !! The kids are gone for the night just her and I and a drawer full of toys !! I,,,I ,,I ,,,I, told her that I had to finish the wiring first !!! My god I turned down " kids are away no holds barred sex " for wiring brake and turn signals SOME BODY SHOOT ME !! WHAT HAVE I BECOME !! Not only that but after wiring I put another coat of wax on the bow before going in to receive the cold shoulder from my wife for the rest of the night . OH Well at least she gleams and has a safe trailer to ride on God ,, Please fellow SN owners help me Kindest regards The Goose |
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Posted By: 79nautique
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 5:15am
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Dude your a f**king homo
Hollywood, Quinner have at the lame basterd. Boy you should have bent her over on the motor box and went to town, guess homo's would rather polish something alone by hand. Please don't post any more real men are only allowed here, well other than Ken but sh*t he would have hammer it too.  ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=756&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1979&yrend=1979 - 79 nautique |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:00am
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nothing more needs to be said, 79 covered it, Just remember Goose... if you dont talk her somebody else will, keep it up and you'll be picking up the kids on the weekend ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: Morfoot
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:37am
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Goose, After a stunt like that I think "your you know what is cooked!" If you thought she hated the boat before, you ain't seen nothing yet. Don't be too surprised if she say's " Either the boat goes or I go. YOUR CHOICE!"
You'd better blame that on on hanging too close to the gas tank vent for too long and got loopy from that. Good Luck my friend, you gonna need it! ------------- "Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman" |
Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:46am
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Happy Wife = Happy Life! ------------- http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2331&sort=&pagenum=12&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - 1988 BFN-sold "It's a Livin' Thing...What a Terrible Thing to Lose" ELO |
Posted By: backfoot100
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 11:29am
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Boat sex is the best you could imagine. 79 is right, you should a just had at her over the engine cover. It's padded, actually quite comfy and just the right height, if you know what I mean! You deserve the cold shoulder after that and hot tounge too. If you've been married for any amount of time, those type opportunities don't present themselves very often. You really poked the pooch on this one.
Now she's even more pissed about the boat then she was before, and it'll take even more time for her to accept that. You definitely have some damage control to do on this one. ------------- When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded. Eddie |
Posted By: stang72
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:23pm
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Better take her out on the lake el-pronto and show her some doghouse style rompin and hope she forgets the earlier f***up! And I do mean el-pronto! ------------- stang Face plants are not that funny when it's you face! http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/images/3720/photo1.jpg" rel="nofollow - The Super Air |
Posted By: The Dude
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:37pm
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yep, this is a great forum. ------------- Mullet Free since 93 http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=717&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1991&yrend=1995 - 95 Sport |
Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:37pm
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You don't even have to be married to know that you should take full advantage of opportunities like that. My god man!!! this is one of the Few times I'll actually completely agree with 79's comments, ha ha. chances are, you'll never get that chance again if she already hated your boat before the incident... This is the whole reason why i got a boat... a 19 yr old (at the time) with HIS OWN BOAT...yeah, that sh*t works man.
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:38pm
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But do you have any pictures of the boat/ wife? so we can see...
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: GottaSki
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:47pm
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You think she hated the boat before?
Cripes how did you get the kids in the first place. ------------- "There is nothing, absolutely nothing, half so much worthwhile as messing around with boats...simply messing." River Rat to Mole |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 12:58pm
| That's a missed opportunity that will probably never present itself again. |
Posted By: stang72
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:01pm
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Put it this way...would ya rather be driving it by yourself with one hand on the throttle and the other on your d*ck...or driving with one hand on the throttle and her hand on your d*ck?????
Don't let it happen a second time! ------------- stang Face plants are not that funny when it's you face! http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/images/3720/photo1.jpg" rel="nofollow - The Super Air |
Posted By: jon4pres
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:03pm
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How do you want us to help?
You missed the oppritunity and have to live with that for the rest of your life. There is a better chance of someone on here helping out your wife  than you.------------- http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1801&yrstart=1976&yrend=1980 - 82 2001 jon4pres@gmail.com Fort Scott Kansas |
Posted By: 81nautique
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:08pm
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You blew it Bud. She's still got the toys and all you've got is your hand. Wax on...wax off,, again ------------- You can’t change the wind but you can adjust your sails |
Posted By: stang72
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:08pm
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Goose...I hope you have thick skin! Your going to get more hammering here....take it like a man , learn your lesson and go do the right thing! Mend your ways and things will be ok...she will forgive you and we will to....of couse we will never let you forget though!!!!
Shake it off and go her her boy! ------------- stang Face plants are not that funny when it's you face! http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/images/3720/photo1.jpg" rel="nofollow - The Super Air |
Posted By: quinner
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:11pm
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This is definitely one post that needed some pics!!
------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1143" rel="nofollow - Mi Bowt |
Posted By: Dank
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:36pm
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I was having a hard time understanding the story, then I realized, ahhhh he's Canadian :) ------------- "I don't know what the world may need, but a http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=886&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - V8 engine's a good start for me" |
Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:51pm
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This can't possibly be real. I'll assume you're only a 2 pump chump anyways, so you should have put the wax down for a few seconds and taken care of business.
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Posted By: tjlake
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 1:58pm
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Goose, I'm gonna try and help you out...here goes:
Try this logic: How long does it take to wax, shine, enjoy the boat? vs. How long would it have taken you to take care of mama? My guess is you should have taken the 15 minute break from waxing, done your husbandly duty, then back to the boat. (all without leaving the boathouse, I might add). Guess this is why Keith added the category "newbie" ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1882&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1985&yrend=1985 - 85 ski nautique |
Posted By: NAUTI84
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 3:45pm
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Hmmmm, the word "STUPID" comes to mind - Twice!
Once for blowing the opportunity & then for posting about it! How did Gump say it? "Stupid is as Stupid does" 
Geez Goose, what did ya end up with? A good wax job? Respect from anyone here? Get your priorities straight my friend! ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=421&yrstart=1981&yrend=1985 - EX-NAUTI84 |
Posted By: Johnny
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 4:10pm
| I hope to God that this story isn't real, and if it is...next time it happens get her on a quick flight to Chicago and we'll run a PLBC train on her. After we're done with her, she probably won't be "bothering" you much anymore. And while she's away you can have some alone time with your boat. Maybe you should try sticking your d*ck in the exhaust if you love it so much. |
Posted By: todicus
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 4:35pm
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This has got to be a joke......... who would post a story like that and be seriously looking for help ? ------------- Living outside the wake http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1525 - 95GT-40SNOB |
Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 4:46pm
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Nautique2001? ------------- |
Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 5:20pm
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Johnny wrote:Posted By: Barracuda
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 6:34pm
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This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've seen in a while.
What else can be said that hasn't already?..except thanks for the laugh Goose. Goose-ing your wife has a new meaning after today... ------------- Former: http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=759" rel="nofollow - '86 Nautique http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=507" rel="nofollow - '65 Barracuda |
Posted By: Nautique2001
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 6:35pm
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Hey gentlemen, I was hanging on to every word in the initial post. You know me better than that, you know what I would have done it that case. Where's the love, guys?
Post some pics! Ken ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1052&sort=&pagenum=4&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - Nautique 2001 |
Posted By: backfoot100
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 7:19pm
Gooses wife is asking the same thing! ------------- When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded. Eddie |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 8:30pm
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pass this on to the wife, 330-273-8291 ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: behindpropeller
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 8:37pm
I think I have seen her picture online....
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Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:06pm
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yeah that was a major F-up there. Better just buy here a new car and a nice one. Not sure how you can fix this because you are not getting any for a long time... ------------- |
Posted By: stang72
Date Posted: July-19-2007 at 10:35pm
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Goose...ya better take Erics advice or you will be picking the kids up on weekends...except she will have the boat(not you) with her hand on someone elses d*ck! ------------- stang Face plants are not that funny when it's you face! http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/images/3720/photo1.jpg" rel="nofollow - The Super Air |
Posted By: 05 210
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 1:05am
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You guys are ruthless.I love it.I try not to comment on another man's wife,but jeez,you probably could've had her at least twice right then.....what were you thinkin?.
Live and learn. Mike ------------- http:/diaries/details.asp?ID=2219" rel="nofollow - Air Nautique 210 Team 640 hours, not 1 regret |
Posted By: stang72
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 1:18am
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Man...we have been rather brutal...he made only 4 posts to get in the dog house with us...but of couse thats because he should have done her on the dog house!
Goose...because of this pathetic situation , at this point you can either... A) come back on the post and take more abuse...we would respect you for that and eventually forget it all! or B)Change you user name and join us as we abuse you some more.You could abuse you self and no one would know it was you! Gettin any yet????? ------------- stang Face plants are not that funny when it's you face! http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/images/3720/photo1.jpg" rel="nofollow - The Super Air |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 1:35am
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two things he has not done, got sex from his wife, and he has not shown up pics...
Sorry goose you missed out on the best sex your never ever going to get a chance at again. ------------- |
Posted By: RainDog
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 2:39am
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Ummm, yeah. Sounds very Penthouse Forums-ishy to me.
Except written by a douche bag. The two saddest days of my life is when I realized Santa Claus wasn't real and same for the Penthouse Forums. But sh*t guys, can't you see he's taking the piss out of us for all of our boat love talkin that goes around here? ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1868&sort=&pagenum=1 - 62 Classic http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=5242&sort=&pagenum=1 - 2002 Super Air |
Posted By: 79nautique
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 2:44am
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ok but you don't pass on p***y for the boat, you hammer the p***y on the boat. ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=756&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1979&yrend=1979 - 79 nautique |
Posted By: RainDog
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 2:55am
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You are right '79. But do you think he has a boat? Or a Wife? Or that this even happened?
If it were true, the SOB should be too ashamed to announce it to hundreds of people. However, it is cool how you can find privacy in the middle of a good sized lake in broad daylight. Mojo didn't name the hood scoop on my engine cover the Liberator for nothing. ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1868&sort=&pagenum=1 - 62 Classic http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=5242&sort=&pagenum=1 - 2002 Super Air |
Posted By: 79nautique
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 3:10am
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i think so but he might not now after that stunt ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=756&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1979&yrend=1979 - 79 nautique |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 11:34am
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this reminds me of the movies Grumpy old men with Burgess Meridith and he told Jack lemon if he couldnt handle Ann Margaret to bring her to him and he would mount her, watched it last night and it reminded of this guy ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: The Dude
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 12:24pm
it's very cool. Another reason I'm willing to get out in the huge salt water bay! ------------- Mullet Free since 93 http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=717&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1991&yrend=1995 - 95 Sport |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 3:30pm
Burgess Meridith? I thought is was Walter Mathow. |
Posted By: backfoot100
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 3:35pm
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Burgess Meredith was Walter Mathow or Jack Lemons father. I don't remember which one.
------------- When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded. Eddie |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 3:51pm
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he was jack lemmons father ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: backfoot100
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 5:31pm
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How pitiful is it that we've reduced this thread to who played the Grumpy Old Men?
------------- When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded. Eddie |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 5:52pm
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Wrong.....
The pitiful part is that ya'll played into this MORONS fabricated story.And I will give him the chance to respond that he is not making up this whole story. If this is indeed true, he should sell his C/C some people should not be allowed into our domain, and he should be put on the HIT LIST..............boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: 75 Tique
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 6:02pm
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Doc, don't be hard on him for the story...look at it as the first CCFan Urban Legend. Hey, saw many pictures of the 64 in the GL pictures...looks great. ------------- _____________ “So, how was your weekend?” “Well, let me see…sun burn, stiff neck, screwed up back, assorted aches and pains….yup, my weekend was great, thanks for asking.” |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 6:33pm
Shouldn't it be we'all 
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Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 6:39pm
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well the goose has not responded yet, maybe he is already looking for a new home, after his major f*ck up. The pool boy might have moved in by now. Bad thing is goose doesn''t have a pool. ------------- |
Posted By: Munday
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 7:08pm
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Starts stupid ends worst
A 96 GT 40 is plain Jane?? Passed on the sex to polish your plain jane This moron will never come back and if he did would anyone ever take his advice,or give him any? Munday |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 7:15pm
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well he has posted four times so I wouldn't think it one of those weird posts that pop up everyonce in a while. Just some crazy guy that likes wxing it instead. Anyone check to see if any other newbies have posted, maybe he changed his name liek someone said.. ------------- |
Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 8:17pm
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dont they normally announce on the site when a member changes their username? im pretty sure they do it on PN, not sure if its dont here too.
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: Nautique2001
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 8:24pm
I'm flipping channels right now to see if the Goose appears here:
Ken ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1052&sort=&pagenum=4&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - Nautique 2001 |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 8:37pm
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Riley, Ya'll meaning you all
We'all would include myself, this was my firrst post on the subject........................boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 10:08pm
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way to straighten him out boat doc. How is being home working in the shop verses being at Green Lake. I know I would rather be back there then at work. ------------- |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: July-20-2007 at 10:48pm
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The weather here a little warmer , the pace a little faster. But what a week, Karen came in tonite saying" lets go back ".....
Long drive but worth every min. of the time spent there and back. Seeing the boats and meeting the folks, that was the hi lite of the vacation......... Thanx to all that shared and cared that this reunion was to be the best yet.Keith you have a lot of work to do to TOP THIS ONE............boat dr/boat nurse ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: stang72
Date Posted: July-21-2007 at 1:04am
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OK...he's real and does own a CC.
He has posted a response! And I must say anyone that could survive such a pounding and answer back has some THICK As* skin. Goose ....you did ask for advice right? Here it is in a kinder format! Don't let it happen again....your best boating friend is your wife! And boat sex does rock...report back and let us know you have fixed the problem! ------------- stang Face plants are not that funny when it's you face! http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/images/3720/photo1.jpg" rel="nofollow - The Super Air |