I just bought a new car
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Topic: I just bought a new car
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: I just bought a new car
Date Posted: August-05-2007 at 12:06am
I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day because I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Nelson," the salesman said to the radio.
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant " Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Striesand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch. Damn, I LOVE this car!
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boat dr
/diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart
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Posted By: 8122pbrainard
Date Posted: August-05-2007 at 12:18am
Billy!!! Where do you come up with these things?? It's been a couple minutes since I read it and I'm still laughing!
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54 Atom
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64 X55 Dunphy
Keep it original, Pete
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Posted By: Behl
Date Posted: August-05-2007 at 1:08am
Good One
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Steve in Indy
http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1702&sort=&pagenum=1&yrstart=1976&yrend=1980" rel="nofollow - Redone 1977 Ski Tique
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Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: August-05-2007 at 9:35am
hillary would be on the rubboard as this instrument requires an abrasive technique
john murtha is pretty good at keeping his fingers in things...keyboards maybe?
good 1 Doc!
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"It's a Livin' Thing...What a Terrible Thing to Lose" ELO
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