Racism
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Topic: Racism
Posted By: Waterdog
Subject: Racism
Date Posted: September-17-2007 at 2:02pm
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Subject: Racism?
Everyone is in a hurry to scream "racism" these days! "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy says, "Let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot." ------------- - waterdog - http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=3896&sort=&pagenum=2&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - 78 Ski Tique |
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Posted By: 62 wood
Date Posted: September-17-2007 at 4:03pm
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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-17-2007 at 4:05pm
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dont get me going ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: quinner
Date Posted: September-17-2007 at 4:10pm
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Hey Waterdog,
Don't know about your part of the country but here in Chicago-land most Home Depot's have a Hot Dog/Sausage Vendor in the entry vestibule. Good joke nonetheless. How do you sink a polish boat? . . . . Put it in the water. ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1143" rel="nofollow - Mi Bowt |
Posted By: reidp
Date Posted: September-17-2007 at 5:45pm
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Now he could have gone into Home Depot and possibly requested a polish sausage smoker. But more than likely the clerk would have still directed him elsewhere, probably towards PLBC headquarters. ------------- ReidP /diaries/details.asp?ID=231&yrstart=1971&yrend=1975 - 1973 Mustang |
Posted By: Hollywood
Date Posted: September-17-2007 at 6:41pm
Funny, this was the top hit when I Googled "polish sausage smoking"
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Posted By: Guests
Date Posted: September-17-2007 at 8:49pm
| thats a preety good one..ranks up there with some of bills |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: September-19-2007 at 11:59am
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A guy comes in our shop yesterday, how can i say this without being racist....he was from the middle east, anyways he wanted his license plate bracket welded back on his box truck, so my brother told him 20 bucks, its more of a pita than anything so he decided to be nice. so he welds it on and finishes and the guy whips out 16 bucks and didnt have 4 more dollars thinking he would let him slide, I watched from the other end and my brother told him you better call someone cause you aint going no where, it all ended up that we had to put the 4 bucks on his visa,
just another day of trying to be nice and oh yeah box trucks and middleeastern people are a bad combination ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: September-19-2007 at 12:03pm
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Do Not Get This Red Neck Fired Up On This Subject............boat dr ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |