AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
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Topic: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
Date Posted: October-06-2007 at 3:10pm
Subject: AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
shower.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be
afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move
and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
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boat dr
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Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: October-06-2007 at 3:58pm
Doc, that is pretty funny stuff, now I have to go find someone to push down the stairs. Just kidding.
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