How the fight started.
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Topic: How the fight started.
Posted By: Morfoot
Subject: How the fight started.
Date Posted: December-12-2007 at 11:05am
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Seems to be a little bickering between some of us here............ Maybe this will get a laff or 2.
"Tis the season to be JOLLY! " HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car. . . and you know how you just - get - sooo - stressed and life - stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?' . . . and that's when the fight started . . ------------- "Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman" |
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Posted By: NAUTI84
Date Posted: December-12-2007 at 12:44pm
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Posted By: Aemmer
Date Posted: December-14-2007 at 11:00pm
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Morfoot,
I used your joke this morning during my AM meeting on 75 tired delivery drivers (it's the season). It worked, thanks. I just hope none of the vertically challenged complain to HR about it. One more week Till Christmas. ------------- 88 2001 |
Posted By: Morfoot
Date Posted: December-15-2007 at 8:33am
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Tim, glad you could use it. I can read it over and over and still get a chuckle when I do. I think thats the problem with society today........................... Too thin skinned! With the way we are going I think it's time to change the name of our country to
The United States of "The Offended"! ------------- "Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman" |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-15-2007 at 1:55pm
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i fist fight with my brother on a regular basis, and the next day you wouldve never known it has happened (except for all the black eyes i give him) jk
its funny how anymore people flip you off for the stupidist things anymore, i get more dirty looks in the car. i have yet to ever flip anyone off....the computer dont count ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: December-16-2007 at 1:57pm
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I must be challenged cause i had to come back to this for a third time and the punch line finally hit me and i bursted out laughing ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |
Posted By: boat dr
Date Posted: December-16-2007 at 2:05pm
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Eric do not be too hard on yourself. The written word is sometimes hard to comprehend.But in your case I will just say one word...............
"SLOW" Merry Christmas to All ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: December-16-2007 at 2:27pm
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Come on now boat doc, not all of us like fairly tales. I had to read it a couple times myself. I never read the story till I had my own kids. I never liked that stuff when I was a kid.
boat doc went skiing yesterday. About 7 degrees with a good stiff breeze. You ever had that burning sensation in your cheeks? ------------- |
Posted By: Morfoot
Date Posted: December-16-2007 at 4:42pm
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Eric,
Have you been sniffing and drinking too much transmission fluid again? By the way that buddy I mentioned to you via the phone conversation we had about a couple of months is planning on sending you nis tranny. He said he'd call you Monday. His name is Charlie Gehlhaus and my regular ski bud. I referred him to you and told him that you'd take care of him. WE FINALLY GOT SOME RAIN IN ATLANTA!!!!! Now it's freaking cold outside! Don't see how you guys up North deal with this. Lots of soup and long john's I guess. ------------- "Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman" |
Posted By: RainDog
Date Posted: December-20-2007 at 5:19pm
I prefer shared body heat and friction to stay warm. Lots of birthdays in September, October and November up here! Throw in snowboarding and you couldn't pay me to move (but I sure like to visit). ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1868&sort=&pagenum=1 - 62 Classic http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=5242&sort=&pagenum=1 - 2002 Super Air |
Morfoot wrote:Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: December-20-2007 at 7:22pm
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Riley,
Where is it 7 degrees and open water?? ------------- |
Posted By: 64X55
Date Posted: December-29-2007 at 2:42pm
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Moorfoot - Thanks for this one. I've got a lot of mileage out of it already. Some folks laugh their heads off and others stare at you like "I don't get it?" I guess it's in the delivery!
Anyway, I thought it was a good one! I always love a good short story... ...oops!  ------------- Inboards Rule! |
Posted By: Morfoot
Date Posted: December-29-2007 at 7:35pm
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Okay Guy's here is another one................
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car. She was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. The blonde driver dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does my driver's license look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop." ------------- "Morfoot; He can ski. He can wakeboard.He can cook chicken.He can create his own self-named beverage, & can also apparently fly. A man of many talents."72 Mustang "Kermit",88 SN Miss Scarlett, 99 SN "Sherman" |
Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: December-29-2007 at 9:02pm
Sebago Lake, Maine. It usually doesn't freeze until the end of January, if we have a cold winter. I was talking snow skiing. You won't catch me going out on that lake this time of year, even when it's calm as glass. ------------- |
Posted By: 87BFN owner
Date Posted: December-30-2007 at 12:26am
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Riley
Not even for a cruise in the boat? I would have to make sure the boat had a heated garage to stay in if I had open water, even all I did was take the boat out for a ride. ------------- |