How Do You Catch A Wild PIG
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Topic: How Do You Catch A Wild PIG
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: How Do You Catch A Wild PIG
Date Posted: January-07-2008 at 1:49pm
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How to catch a wild pig There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back And stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, ' Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.'You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in The last side. The pigs, who are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how To forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity. The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward Communism/Socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, free medical, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms - just a little at a time. One should always remember 'There is no such thing as a free Lunch! Also, a politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do it yourself. Also, if you see that all of this wonderful government 'help' is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut! 'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' ........ Thomas Jefferson ------------- boat dr /diaries/details.asp?ID=4631 - 1949 Dart /diaries/details.asp?ID=1533 - 1964 American Skier |
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Posted By: JoeinNY
Date Posted: January-07-2008 at 2:02pm
Its actually a Gerald Ford Quote, Thomas Jefferson probably would have considered it self-evident ------------- http://www.correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1477 - 1983 Ski Nautique 2001 1967 Mustang 302 "Decoy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO5MkcBXBBs - Holeshot Video |
boat dr wrote:Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: January-09-2008 at 9:25am
Amen Doc. Entitlement programs to 'buy' votes... Hillary was coming up with 2/week early in her campaign; baby bonus, etc. I saw another lady on the news in Iowa; she's gonna vote for Edwards 'cause she likes his hair?!!?
Another thing is that I think too many people are able to vote who have no business doing so. None of us have the constitutional right to vote for president, though some states provide that right. Maybe some qualifiers would be in order? If I own a little stock in a company, then I have a little say in how the company does things. If I own a little more of a company, then I have a little more say. And if an illegal alien is an undocumented citizen, then a drug dealer is an unliscensed pharmacist! The undocumented part only means that they don't pay taxes, and thus have no skin in the game. ------------- http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2331&sort=&pagenum=12&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - 1988 BFN-sold "It's a Livin' Thing...What a Terrible Thing to Lose" ELO |