Immigrants to lighten up your day
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Printed Date: December-25-2024 at 9:11pm
Topic: Immigrants to lighten up your day
Posted By: backfoot100
Subject: Immigrants to lighten up your day
Date Posted: January-25-2008 at 4:48pm
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A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican." The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says , "No, I am from Africa!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The African lady checks her watch and says . . . "Probably at work!!!!!!! ------------- When people run down to the lake to see what's making that noise, you've succeeded. Eddie |
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Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: January-25-2008 at 5:57pm
hahahaha
Nate ------------- Nathan http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=1463&sort=&pagenum=3&yrstart=1978&yrend=1978" rel="nofollow - My '78 Ski Nautique <a href="http://photobucket.com/Nates78ski" rel="nofoll |
Posted By: 75 Tique
Date Posted: January-25-2008 at 6:22pm
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sad but true, but if Hill or Barack get in, we ain't seen nuthin yet. ------------- _____________ “So, how was your weekend?” “Well, let me see…sun burn, stiff neck, screwed up back, assorted aches and pains….yup, my weekend was great, thanks for asking.” |
Posted By: 05 210
Date Posted: January-25-2008 at 6:31pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7WJeqxuOfQ - Immigration ------------- http:/diaries/details.asp?ID=2219" rel="nofollow - Air Nautique 210 Team 640 hours, not 1 regret |
Posted By: BuffaloBFN
Date Posted: January-25-2008 at 7:24pm
That's a mouthful and the truth!!! Kudos 75 ------------- http://correctcraftfan.com/diaries/details.asp?ID=2331&sort=&pagenum=12&yrstart=1986&yrend=1990" rel="nofollow - 1988 BFN-sold "It's a Livin' Thing...What a Terrible Thing to Lose" ELO |
75 Tique wrote:Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: January-25-2008 at 11:23pm
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If we could only say what we thought, what happened to free speech, i love the joke (truth) btw ------------- "the things you own will start to own you" |