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Bubba and the Catfish

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Topic: Bubba and the Catfish
Posted By: boat dr
Subject: Bubba and the Catfish
Date Posted: February-20-2008 at 10:56pm


I thought you would get a kick out of this.Being it is the Lenten Season, we have a way of side stepping the rules



Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Episcopal. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Episcopal faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become an Episcopal



After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are an Episcopalian

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary, prepared to scold, the Father stopped and watched in amazement.



There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, chanting: 'You wuz born a deer, you wuz raise' a deer, but now you a catfish.'





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boat dr

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Posted By: jbear
Date Posted: February-21-2008 at 2:23am
LOL!!!

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Posted By: Munday
Date Posted: February-21-2008 at 1:30pm
Very nice Doc
Congrats on your wedding
Hope your fowling season went well,my new GSP pup shows alot of promise

Later Munday

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Posted By: Waterdog
Date Posted: February-23-2008 at 3:23pm

LOL - I copied it and sent it around to my
"Cathlic family & friends"
        Now you a catfish !

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Posted By: Riley
Date Posted: February-23-2008 at 3:35pm
Originally posted by Waterdog Waterdog wrote:


LOL - I copied it and sent it around to my
"Cathlic family & friends"
        Now you a catfish !


I did the same.

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