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Topic: OK, so I’m a forreigner...
Posted By: Kristof
Subject: OK, so I’m a forreigner...
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 6:12am
Guys,

As I always try to improve my English, I want to ask you to explain to me some abreviations used on this site... Pfff, sms-language...

I already know these: BTW, IMO, IMHO, PITA and even FUBAR...

But there is still much to learn...

Thanks,
Kristof

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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...




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Posted By: 75 Tique
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 11:55am
There are many, some of which are somewhat particular to this site, like:

MBFTYB = my boats faster than your boat

TNMABHWB = Tim never met a boat he wouldn't buy

NSIFOHIAL = Never stand if front of Hollywood in a line

IGTB-YGTG = I'll get the beer, you get the gas.

And many others.

Actually, Blue Man Group does a parody of just such computer dialogue abbreviations in their show that is pretty amusing. Any of you in the greater Boston, Chicago, NY, Vegas or Florida areas been to a Blue Man Group show. Hugely entertaining. I recommend it to anyone. Great music, great show, great humor.

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Posted By: 79nautique
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 2:08pm
please we're not text messaging hear so we don't need any more that what is all ready used.

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Posted By: nates78ski
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 2:38pm
Larry, why is it that i get the feeling that you're makign up your own shorthand as you go? hahah

Nate

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Posted By: 8122pbrainard
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 2:47pm
http://www.correctcraftfan.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=6023&KW=abbreviations - "vocab" in previous posting

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 3:54pm
figure out PISA

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Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 6:43pm
Thanks Pete!
Great help.

Eric,
dunno... Google says: Professional Issues Self Assessment Knowing you it doesn't mean anything like that

Larry,
what happens if you do stand in front of Hollywood in a line...?

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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...



Posted By: 79nautique
Date Posted: February-28-2008 at 6:54pm
Originally posted by Kristof Kristof wrote:


Larry,
what happens if you do stand in front of Hollywood in a line...?


it won't be his finger, your feeling pooking you in the rear.

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: February-29-2008 at 9:57am
Kristof, BTW it means, a pisa ass

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Posted By: 81nautique
Date Posted: February-29-2008 at 11:02am
Originally posted by 75 Tique 75 Tique wrote:


Actually, Blue Man Group does a parody of just such computer dialogue abbreviations in their show that is pretty amusing. Any of you in the greater Boston, Chicago, NY, Vegas or Florida areas been to a Blue Man Group show. Hugely entertaining. I recommend it to anyone. Great music, great show, great humor.


Been twice Larry, some don't like it but I think it's awesome. Been a couple of years so we're probably due to go see them again as it takes a while for them to change the show, might be some new material since we saw them last.

ps. The kids loved it too, my daughter caught the catapulted jello.

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Posted By: 81nautique
Date Posted: March-01-2008 at 2:57am
Kristof,

I feel compelled to help you out incase you ever visit our fair country. Now I know you're hooked up already but if the urge hits you this might help you understand our women.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking..................Moooo.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar..
Emotionally Secure..............On medication.
Feminist..............................Fat.
Free Spirit..........................Junkie.
Friendship first...................Former Slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned....................No B..J.'s
Open-minded......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very fat.
Large frame...................... ...Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate................Stalker.


DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

Yes..........................No
No............................Yes
Maybe.......................No

We need...................I want
I am sorry................You'll be sorry

We need to talk..........You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead...........You better not

Do what you want..........You'll pay for this later
I am not upset...............Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight...Is sex all you ever think about?



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You can’t change the wind but you can adjust your sails


Posted By: p/allen
Date Posted: March-01-2008 at 2:39pm
Alan   You hit the nail right on the head . Is this all from personal experience , or just something you read ?

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:04pm
if he's older and wiser, its from experience

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"the things you own will start to own you"


Posted By: 81nautique
Date Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:11pm
Funny but in my trolling years I experienced all of the first ones, then later in life comes the second batch.

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You can’t change the wind but you can adjust your sails


Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:14pm
any large framers along the way?


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Posted By: MaddMarxx
Date Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:20pm
Heres one....RIPMBIFTH = Reid is pissed my Boat is faster then his....

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Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:21pm
FORD found on river dead

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"the things you own will start to own you"


Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: March-02-2008 at 5:55pm

Alan,
Thanks for the big help! At least that way I'm prepared for my future trip to the States. I must say, that a lot of those things sound very familiar tho... I guess it isn't limited to american women...

Now I know what to say about our national tennis woman: Justine Henin is very atlethic...

Just a few more:

Happily married:   she's happy, you're married
Fairytale wedding: married to a witch...

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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...



Posted By: eric lavine
Date Posted: March-02-2008 at 8:31pm
it all started with eve, and evolved

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"the things you own will start to own you"


Posted By: Kristof
Date Posted: March-03-2008 at 8:00am
Well yeah... the woman did have to bite that damned apple...

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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle...




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