Second Opinion

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     > The doctor said, 'Harry, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The
     > bad news is that it will require castration.
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     > You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on
     > your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way
     > to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
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     > I was shocked and depressed. I wondered if I had anything to live for. I
     > had no choice but to go under the knife. When I left the hospital, I was
     > without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but I felt like I was
     > missing an important part of Myself. As I walked down the street, I
     > realized that I felt like a different person. I could make a new beginning
     > and live a new life.
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     > I saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new
     > suit...'
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     > I entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'
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     > The elderly tailor eyed me briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'
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     > I laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
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     > 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
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     > I tried on the suit it fitted perfectly.
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     > As I, admired myself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new
     > shirt?'
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     > I thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
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     > The salesman eyed me and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
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     > I was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
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     > 'Been in the business 60 years.'
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     > I tried on the shirt and it fitted perfectly.
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     > I walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about
     > some new underwear?'
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     > I thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'
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     > The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.
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     > I laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years
     > old.'
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     > The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would
     > press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one
     > hell of a headache.'
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     > New suit - $400
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     > New shirt - $36
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     > New underwear - $15
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