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    Posted: June-16-2008 at 3:13am
Oh man Jbear, this, after the nice email you sent!
Well if the boat doesn't get the message across, got this by the door...

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Well I think it depends on the COLOR of the old C/C in the drive...if you know what I mean.

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That's funny, I always thought that the old Correct Craft in the driveway is a good enough indication not to f@#& with the owner!!!
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ROFLOL and LMAO Andy!!

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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's, used, size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


'Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.

'Cooter'
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