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    Posted: March-15-2007 at 11:37pm
Funny stuff, its good see your back to your old self..boat Dr..
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lol..damn ijust spit water all over my myself..id have to say the the best one yet...my wife even thought that was funny(blonde)..
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very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

Moral of the story:


Not all Southerners are stupid.


Not all blondes are dumb.


But all men... are men
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