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Kristof 
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 Topic: OK, so I’m a forreigner...Posted: March-03-2008 at 8:00am |
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Well yeah... the woman did have to bite that damned apple...
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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eric lavine
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Posted: March-02-2008 at 8:31pm |
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it all started with eve, and evolved
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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Kristof
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Posted: March-02-2008 at 5:55pm |
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Alan, Thanks for the big help! At least that way I'm prepared for my future trip to the States. I must say, that a lot of those things sound very familiar tho... I guess it isn't limited to american women... 
Now I know what to say about our national tennis woman: Justine Henin is very atlethic... 
Just a few more: Happily married: she's happy, you're married Fairytale wedding: married to a witch... |
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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eric lavine
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Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:21pm |
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FORD found on river dead
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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MaddMarxx
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Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:20pm |
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Heres one....RIPMBIFTH = Reid is pissed my Boat is faster then his....
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eric lavine
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Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:14pm |
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any large framers along the way?
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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81nautique
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Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:11pm |
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Funny but in my trolling years I experienced all of the first ones, then later in life comes the second batch.
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You can’t change the wind but you can adjust your sails
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eric lavine
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Posted: March-01-2008 at 4:04pm |
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if he's older and wiser, its from experience
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"the things you own will start to own you"
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Posted: March-01-2008 at 2:39pm |
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Alan You hit the nail right on the head . Is this all from personal experience , or just something you read ?
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81nautique
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Posted: March-01-2008 at 2:57am |
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Kristof,
I feel compelled to help you out incase you ever visit our fair country. Now I know you're hooked up already but if the urge hits you this might help you understand our women. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish................................49. Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone. Athletic..............................No breasts. Average looking..................Moooo. Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.. Emotionally Secure..............On medication. Feminist..............................Fat. Free Spirit..........................Junkie. Friendship first...................Former Slut. New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned....................No B..J.'s Open-minded......................Desperate. Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional........................Bitch. Voluptuous..........................Very fat. Large frame...................... ...Hugely fat. Wants soul mate................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes..........................No No............................Yes Maybe.......................No We need...................I want I am sorry................You'll be sorry We need to talk..........You're in trouble Sure, go ahead...........You better not Do what you want..........You'll pay for this later I am not upset...............Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight...Is sex all you ever think about? |
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81nautique
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Posted: February-29-2008 at 11:02am |
Been twice Larry, some don't like it but I think it's awesome. Been a couple of years so we're probably due to go see them again as it takes a while for them to change the show, might be some new material since we saw them last. ps. The kids loved it too, my daughter caught the catapulted jello. 
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eric lavine
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Posted: February-29-2008 at 9:57am |
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Kristof, BTW it means, a pisa ass
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79nautique
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 6:54pm |
it won't be his finger, your feeling pooking you in the rear. 
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Kristof
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 6:43pm |
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Thanks Pete!
Great help. Eric, dunno... Google says: Professional Issues Self Assessment Knowing you it doesn't mean anything like that 
Larry, what happens if you do stand in front of Hollywood in a line...? |
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- Gun control means: using BOTH hands!
- Money doesn't make one happy, but when it rains cats and dogs, it's still better to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle... |
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eric lavine
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 3:54pm |
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figure out PISA
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 2:47pm |
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 2:38pm |
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Larry, why is it that i get the feeling that you're makign up your own shorthand as you go? hahah
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79nautique
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 2:08pm |
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please we're not text messaging hear so we don't need any more that what is all ready used.
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75 Tique
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 11:55am |
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There are many, some of which are somewhat particular to this site, like:
MBFTYB = my boats faster than your boat TNMABHWB = Tim never met a boat he wouldn't buy NSIFOHIAL = Never stand if front of Hollywood in a line IGTB-YGTG = I'll get the beer, you get the gas. And many others. Actually, Blue Man Group does a parody of just such computer dialogue abbreviations in their show that is pretty amusing. Any of you in the greater Boston, Chicago, NY, Vegas or Florida areas been to a Blue Man Group show. Hugely entertaining. I recommend it to anyone. Great music, great show, great humor. |
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Kristof
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Posted: February-28-2008 at 6:12am |
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Guys,
As I always try to improve my English, I want to ask you to explain to me some abreviations used on this site... Pfff, sms-language... I already know these: BTW, IMO, IMHO, PITA and even FUBAR... But there is still much to learn... Thanks, Kristof |
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