The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNA

Steve, you gotta remember where I live,most words here only have two syllables, more than that and "WE" shorten them.
Not telling you to stop, just asking you to change the curve a little for us "DOWN HERE"......JEST this one I know..or how we use it here....

Jest wait a minute,da chicken ain't done yet..

Did I do good Steve?????? boat dr
New Orleans or Norlins, takes less air to say..

Steve , I hope Kristof understood more of that than I did.As to the above I have one question ??????????

               HUH??????


       Boat dr

Kristof wrote: tullfooter wrote: Kristof, this story is done in jest, don't worry (yet). Eeeh... As a bloody forreigner... could you tell me what "done in jest" means? I want to learn you know... Thanks

It means a funny or HA HA HA.This is not the truth,,,,,,
Laugh with me not at me,,,,
Just a story that has little or no fact ,as a means to amuse those reading or listening to the story.....
We have a SIC sense of humor here, some people get it some don't.....Boar dr

tullfooter wrote: Kristof, this story is done in jest, don't worry (yet).

Eeeh... As a bloody forreigner... could you tell me what "done in jest" means? I want to learn you know... Thanks

haha yes, im glad it's been realized that it is just a joke. I was hoping i wouldnt have to come back here & clarify that. But yeah, with all the BS political correctness that's going on...give it a few years...it'll probably be real

Nate

The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON , DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.
"Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society," said California Senator Barbara Boxer. "We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers, simply because they have some idea of what they are doing."
In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U.S.employer of Persons of Inability.
Private-sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the airline industry (68%), and home improvement "warehouse" stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).
Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million "middle man" positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance. Mandatory non-performance-based raises and promotions will be given so as to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.
The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle-management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.
Finally, the AWNA Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled--banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as "Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?" "As a Non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them," said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lug-nut twister at the GM plant in Flint, Michigan, due to her lack of any discernible job skills. "This new law should really help people like me." With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Senator Ted Kennedy: "As a Senator With No Abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with no abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her adequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation."